Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE
I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL OH MY FUCKING GOD
you know, i kinda expected it to actually be a hawkeye one that failed…