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100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

funastrology
funastrology:

AQUARIUS ♒️January 22-February 21 Symbol:
Water Bearer
Element:
Air
Quality:
Fixed
Ruling Planet(s):
Uranus
Positive Traits:
Aquarius make great first impressions when you first meet them because they have a very warm and magnetic personality. Aquarius make good and very loyal friends. They are great humanitarians and go out of their way to support causes that they truly believe in. The typical Aquarius has plenty of ambition and is usually very independent. No wonder why there are so many successful Aquarians.
Negative Traits:
Being an intellectual air sign, Aquarius tend to be restless and become bored easily. Their bright and optimistic minds often dwell on unpleasant memories. They may seem aloof but are extremely sensitive deep down and a few negative remarks could hold them back from achieving their goals. Being intrigued by many life experiences, they might have trouble settling down and wonder through life aimlessly. 
Famous Aquarius:
Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jordan, Calum Hood, Shakira, Vic Fuentes, Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Anniston, Bob Marley, Abraham Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Ed Sheeran, Alicia Keys, Babe Ruth, Rick Ross, Dr. Dre, Davis Cleveland, Chris Rock, Jerry Trainor, Rosa Parks, Chloe Grace Moretz, Tom Hiddleston, Kelly Rowland, Christian Bale, Billie Joe Armstrong

funastrology:

AQUARIUS ♒️

January 22-February 21

Symbol:

Water Bearer

Element:

Air

Quality:

Fixed

Ruling Planet(s):

Uranus

Positive Traits:

Aquarius make great first impressions when you first meet them because they have a very warm and magnetic personality. Aquarius make good and very loyal friends. They are great humanitarians and go out of their way to support causes that they truly believe in. The typical Aquarius has plenty of ambition and is usually very independent. No wonder why there are so many successful Aquarians.

Negative Traits:

Being an intellectual air sign, Aquarius tend to be restless and become bored easily. Their bright and optimistic minds often dwell on unpleasant memories. They may seem aloof but are extremely sensitive deep down and a few negative remarks could hold them back from achieving their goals. Being intrigued by many life experiences, they might have trouble settling down and wonder through life aimlessly.

Famous Aquarius:

Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jordan, Calum Hood, Shakira, Vic Fuentes, Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Anniston, Bob Marley, Abraham Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Ed Sheeran, Alicia Keys, Babe Ruth, Rick Ross, Dr. Dre, Davis Cleveland, Chris Rock, Jerry Trainor, Rosa Parks, Chloe Grace Moretz, Tom Hiddleston, Kelly Rowland, Christian Bale, Billie Joe Armstrong

shitthesignssay

At a Zodiac Sleepover, the Signs are…

shitthesignssay:

Aries- pranking an unsuspecting victim

Taurus- making a fort to sleep in

Gemini- trying to stay up all night

Cancer- making the snacks

Leo- telling everyone a funny story

Virgo- talking about crushes

Libra- swapping health/beauty tips

Scorpio- trying to scare the crap out of their friends

Sagittarius- starting a game of man hunt

Capricorn- bugging you for your wifi password

Aquarius- pulling out the ouiji board

Pisces-falling asleep first